In the spirit of rejecting perfection and lowering the bar, I bring you jokes. They’re not mine, they’re not perfect, but I’m putting myself out there. I invite you to do the same.
Every time you step up to a microphone, put yourself in front of a camera, speak up when you feel compelled but nervous, it gets easier. Soon you’ll be ready to deliver your big message. Baby steps.
And if you need extra support, I can help. My favourite thing to do is to help people be heard.
What did the pirate say…?
What’s the best thing about…?
How do you throw…?
What do you call a rooster…?
Did you hear about the two people…?
What did one hat…?
I invented a new word.
Why can’t you explain puns…?
Where are average things…?
Did you hear about the mathematician…?
What do you call a…?