Brave Joke Corner

In the spirit of rejecting perfection and lowering the bar, I bring you jokes. They’re not mine, they’re not perfect, but I’m putting myself out there. I invite you to do the same.

Every time you step up to a microphone, put yourself in front of a camera, speak up when you feel compelled but nervous, it gets easier. Soon you’ll be ready to deliver your big message. Baby steps.

And if you need extra support, I can help. My favourite thing to do is to help people be heard.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

How do you throw a space party?

What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce?

Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?

What did one hat say to another?

I invented a new word.

Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

Where are average things manufactured?

Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?

What do you call a fake noodle?

Where are average things manufactured?